Over 102936

Bastard Demotivational Poster

EVIL PIGEONS - evil bastards they are

TAGS: evil bastards pigeons rnr
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by RnR

dfdffdfd - March 26, 2009, 1:42 pm

You Bastards! -

TAGS: cat rain wet bastard pissed off
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by nkstokp

Altrunchen - September 22, 2013, 2:20 pm
Murder cat is angry...
BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 10:56 pm
Those eyes mean bu5iness :-0
ughomer - September 10, 2013, 3:28 pm
5 lions. got more of these, nk?

LET THEM THINK YOU'RE STUPID - Screw up enough rescue attemps and eventually you won't have to choose between Mary Ann and Ginger

OVERKILL - Because just when you think you've reached rock bottom, some prick hands you a shovel.


TAGS: badgers natures bastards
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Zed - November 9, 2009, 7:18 pm
I think he's referring to a YOUTube meme: "Badger, badger, badger, mushroom, MUSHROOM!"
DreMagnum - November 9, 2009, 5:49 pm
god d***t kevin.....i mean derek
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 5:46 pm
No! Derek....BAD Derek......
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:42 pm
Try to keep up Derek. No one said this was a wolverine. Hence the discussion of cousins.
Derek - November 9, 2009, 5:39 pm
Badger, badger, badger...
LogicDude - October 28, 2009, 7:18 am
Then that would make them 1st Cousins twice removed.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 1:36 am
i have only seen two live wolverines not in captivity, and they both ate from my 12 guage.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:20 am
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:16 am
I'd ask, but even zombies fear something.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 12:12 am
1st or 2nd cousins? Just asking... no particular reason.
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:11 am
Their Canadian cousin, the wolverine is even worse, single wolverines have been known to kill Kodiak Bears, which are even larger and more vicious than Grizzlys!
Bah - October 27, 2009, 1:32 am
But he's so cuuuuute! I just wanna rub his tummy! Tickle Tickle wittle guyah! Ah! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

LITTLE BABY! - Get in my "BELLY"!

TAGS: baby fat bastard austin powers
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

lovetolaugh - December 22, 2011, 8:12 pm
That picture says to me.. Big baby: Waaaahhh that needle hurt! Little Baby: Oh shut up you big cry baby.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:27 pm
I was going to make a smart a** comment, but because I'm new I changed my mind Oo
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:24 pm
It doesn't say much for my taste, but this made me lol 4/5

GRAMMAR NAZI - The Origional

TAGS: inglourious bastards frames
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

TheTrashHeap - February 15, 2010, 5:28 pm
I doubt that this poster was created ironically so 1L.
Derek - February 15, 2010, 4:58 pm
It's "really glad" and "original". Huh, I must be Grammar and Spelling SS.

FEARLESS BASTARD - ... Because it's Wayne Rooney, nuff' said.


TAGS: hitler day drunk bastard
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

forseti - July 2, 2010, 9:04 pm
LOL! The other one got "Blondie"??
ICEMAN - July 2, 2010, 8:50 pm
Are you sure he wasn't mean because he didn't like being known as 'Herr ein Testikal'?
forseti - July 2, 2010, 8:40 pm


TAGS: road truth bastards
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Aggy - July 21, 2009, 1:42 am
"will I sell many oranges today?"
agdaniele - July 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
As I sit at the roadside, I wonder...
RON - July 20, 2009, 5:37 pm
Thanks Mr. KDP3
KDP3 - July 20, 2009, 3:54 pm
Ron your posters are the best and only true "demotivation" posters

K.I.T.T. - and the Delorian had a bastard son.

OK GIRLS - It's time to show these bastards what women are really made of.


TAGS: ah blow me frosty ya bastard
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - May 28, 2009, 3:14 pm
Is that like Ice Golf?
Sean - May 28, 2009, 2:59 pm
Crap! Just outed myself as Canada's queen. Ah well. *funny wave to all the people*
Sean - May 28, 2009, 2:53 pm
Hey thanks. I dub thee an honorary Canadian. We'll fill you on on the bags of milk later ... right now hockey's on.
Airman - May 28, 2009, 1:17 pm
great poster... it haunts me
lol - May 27, 2009, 8:53 pm
lol big smiley face with ears sticking out and a big cheesy grill grin
agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 7:24 pm
I live in Vegas... I don't get snow. I mean, I understand it's plight, but I can't relate. I'd have given it 3 lions, but I'm adding 2 more for the Left-Justify.
Sean - May 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
Title: WINTER Text: One cool dude. (I know I know, way better than the poetry crap. Sorry.)

BASTARDS - They designed this Hospital

DUDE - You killed Donny, you bastard !

TAGS: dude killed donny you bastard
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by Budog

MrRandom - April 22, 2012, 1:55 am
Actually that's fairly straightforward thinking.
Budog - April 22, 2012, 12:14 am
To get this, you have to think abstractly. Combine The Big Lebowski and South Park. I know, my thinking process is whacked... :D




TAGS: archimedes was a ****y bastard
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:55 am
NO No it's NOT superglue. That's the lazy man's way to make a motifake.
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:50 am
Wait.... is that Super Glue on the rock?!?!?
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:40 am
it was just phoned in.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:40 am
Alright, truth be told. I spent 3 months teaching him tai chi. Then, at a predictable part of his routine, I slipped the rock and the cookie jar in place and snapped the pic. I think now you can understand why I resent so much the stuff that looks like
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 4:37 pm
Oh yeah..... very zen.
spacedog - September 6, 2009, 12:05 am
Well done.
Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:40 pm
I think you nailed this one. I'll leave it alone and screw up something else. CR
Sean - September 5, 2009, 9:25 pm
Hey thanks. And sorry 'bout that. Of course it hurts to see a pic you like done not-so-well eh? Such is the unique vulnerability of a motifaker. Keep the pic though, and use it a couple of months from now if you come up with something you like.
Current Resident - September 5, 2009, 9:22 pm
Good poster. I found this picture and couldn't think of anything to do with it. 5L
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 9:07 pm
Favourite pass time? I knew it.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 9:05 pm
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 9:02 pm
How'd you get it to pose like that Sean?

LIP-SYNCHING - Milli Vanilli Wishes They Were This Cute

BIKERS - The Hillbillies of the highways.

Glee and Disney -


TAGS: jfk rfe ifa commie bastards keep your d*** hands off my freedoms
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

falloutghoul - April 22, 2013, 8:41 pm
I doubt it'll pass the Senate, or even past the President's desk.


TAGS: giant robot challenge crafty bastards
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

rerun - May 14, 2010, 6:57 pm

he swings, he hits it's outta here. Home run on this one
Faceplant31 - May 14, 2010, 6:30 pm


TAGS: endless resource sarcastic bastards thanks to v 139329
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - February 10, 2013, 9:13 pm
Ha! I guess I mean both. :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_concern
MPsniper - February 10, 2013, 8:18 pm
going concern?.....OHHhhhhh.... do you mean "growing" concern?

MOO+ -


TAGS: cheers ya bastard
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - May 15, 2009, 11:40 pm
110% correct.
Sean - May 15, 2009, 9:10 pm
Thanks man, but things aren't that bad. For some jokes all that matters is that the right people laugh.
agdaniele - May 15, 2009, 7:26 pm
d***! 1/5 with 4 votes! I'll put my vote in, but I'm starting to wonder why clever, funny, edgy consistently scores so low.


TAGS: i hate the bastards
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Sean

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 2, 2009, 12:31 am
5 lions because you used a picture of broccoflower, the broccoli/cauliflower hybrid that I like so much. Ahhh, Brassica oleracea, you taste so good with b***er and salt and pepper!


TAGS: and if i ever catch the little bastard
Rating: 2.11/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 7:38 pm
The freaks come out at night.

Dance -

TAGS: pzy dance force choke bastard
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:24 am
mirror ball deathstar LOL!! Like the drop kick at the end too! 5 LOL lions, psych!
Reality Lord - May 10, 2015, 10:20 pm


Macho -